tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
this is from lush isn’t it
You’re like that old comfy chair, that you kind of hate and it kind of smells but sometimes you’re like ‘Where’s Lumpy?’
- Jeremy Reed, on Mindy (via themindyprojectblog)
*has a comfy bed*
*lays on flip flop*
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
because in English there is no good way to explain a very deep, often, platonic, love and understanding between two people of the same or opposite sex. The closest thing we have is best friend and that doesn’t dig deep enough for some people or explain the absolute love between people that has nothing to do with sexual or romantic desires.
I don’t want to fuck you or romance you, I want to love and understand you on such a deep level that sometimes its like we share the same mind. We’re drift compatible.
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo